Total Medals Earned: 3,472 (From 364 different games.) Total Medal Score: 49,975 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (55/55 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (420/420 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
Medals Earned: 8/16 (225/455 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
find it
Fully complete the game, after collecting all 6 orbs
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete all orange levels to 3 stars
Complete all yellow levels to 3 stars
Complete all green levels to 3 stars
Complete all blue levels to 3 stars
Complete all violet levels to 3 stars
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Win all stages from Level 1
Win all stages from Level 3
Win all stages from Level 2
Win All Stages from Level 4
Win all Levels, Win the Game
Win game on Hard Candy Mode
Win all stages from level 5
Complete 12 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels
Ram 10 bad vehicles off the screen
Ram 20 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 12 levels in time
Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen
Use special abilities 15 times
Use special abilities 30 times
Click on the sponsor's link
Rate the game with a high score (Done? OK I believe you, click on this achievement to earn it)
Complete 24 levels
Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels
Complete 24 levels in time
Complete 36 levels in time
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
